Hello playmates, Ming here. Ming,mong mango. Bingo bango bongo. Hahah, that's a great song. Actually it's not Ming, it's Sianny. Well of course it is, it's my fucking blog. Who else would it be? I don't know. Bloody hell Sian, just stop talking. I'm not talking, I'm typing. Talking typing, it's all the same to me. Just stop doing it. Okie cokie boss.

Bloody hell, I apologise for that minor blip in my sanity.

Anyhoo, that title could be rather misleading. It could imply that this is gonna be about Faris, but it's not. It's actually about batman. Exciting, I know. Thing is, I was gonna write nana nana etc ... Batman. And then I remembered a funny macro with Faris jumping about in some sort of cape and the caption said nana nana etc ... Badwan. I thought it was rather funny so I substituted it in 'cause I'm magical like that. Hahahah, I said that to my little cousin a while ago and she now thinks I've actually got magic powers. Which of course I have. Metaphorically. Oh my GOD. I'm talking waay too much today.

Hmm, I think I might have that macro. I shall check.
Aha! I has found.

Balls, it won't let me paste it. Ah well, c'et la vie.

Anyway, back to what this was meant to be about. Batman.

My purchase of the biggest big ass batman ring in all the big wide world has just arrived. And I LAAVE it. Muchly so. It's bright yellow with the classic logo in the middle. Well, I say in the middle, it's more sort of all over it.

It's from Culture Vulture, available from Truffle Shuffle which is where I got mine from.

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/batman-logo-ring-from-culture-vulture-p-2190.html

^ check it out.

They also do Superman and Spiderman which if like me you're rather keen on super heroes, you'll want to collect them all and wear them all at once (if they'll fit) and fight it out to see which is the best. Well, maybe not that last bit, I think that's just me. I think I might suggest they make a Thundercats one. Or maybe even a Mumm-Ra one? With his sphinx hat and all. Wow, that would be so genius.

But, yeah. They are all very awesome. In fact, just check out the whole website, it's like one of my favourite ever for retro tees and accesories. I got my Wonder Woman bag from there which I use for absolutely everything including school. AND for anyone who has the Mighty Boosh Live DVD from 2006, and rather fancy Noel's uber-cool pacman belt, it comes from Truffle Shuffle and is only £9.99. I've got mine. What are you waiting for?