Oh my Edward. Back a-fucking-gain.

I'm in a very talkative mood today, if you hadn't already noticed.

Anyhoo, my brother just came in to borrow my Mighty Book of Boosh, and it reminded me of a travesty of justice that was brought to my attention last night when I was watching the repeat of the Big Fat Quiz of The Year.

Where the fuck are the Goth Detectives?!

I've watched that show the last few years and it's been great! There's the try hard squares: Rob Brydon and David Walliams/David Mitchell, the ones that think they're posher than the others: Jonathon Ross and Cat Deeley/Lily Allen, and then the lovable rebellious ladymen: Russell Brand and Noel Fielding.

They got hardly anything right, and just caused trouble, but it was adorable and it made the show interesting. Their answers were comedy gold; much better than everyone getting the answer right then moving on to the next question. This year was nowhere near as good without them.

I saw the line up at the start of the show, and it looked quite good: Dara O'Briain, Davina McCall, James Corden, Michael McIntyre, Sean Lock - I like all those people, it looked like it was going to be a good show after all. Obviously not as good without Noel and Russell, but quite good in the sceme of things.

Then they unveiled the last contestant: Claudia fucking Winkleman. I hate that woman. Not only does she think she's funny, quirky and cool, when she clearly isn't, she's got that annoying lazy eye that she tries to cover with a really crap fringe. I know you can't descriminate against people because of their looks, and that isn't why I don't like her, but it does irritate me.

I do yoga with my mum and her friend Becky every week. And Becky went to school with Claudia Winkleman. Apparantly, she was a real bully and bitchy to everyone. Clever, but a bully. That's why I don't like her.

Grr. I say bring back the goth detectives next year. When all this about Andrew Sachs has all blown over and Russell is no longer in the doghouse, obviously.