The Bleeding Mind

"My mum once put the dog in the toaster, but that was just an experiment."

^ Is it wrong that I would actually marry Rich Fulcher purely for the comedy japes?

Before I launch into this post, I just wanted to apologise for the strange title. This was gonna be about my return to my long lost blog, so I wrote 'Return' in the subject box, then my inner geek made me write 'Return of The Jedi' because it seemed relavent at the time.

Anyhoo, ahoyhoy. I have been absent for rather a long time. I know this because I recieved an email from this site yesterday telling me they miss me. How friendly is that? So I decided I'd better return.

Well, that, and my phsychiatrist said that keeping all my thoughts and emotions pent up is bad for me and will make me worse because they'll all well up and eat away at me from the inside. Or something along those lines. I bet I've just scared everyone now with the psychiatrist bit. Sorry about that. I don't see a psychiatrist because I'm mentally unstable, it's to apparently help with my chronic fatigue.

Anyhoo, basically, I shall be here more often, probably on a pretty regular basis to write down all the shite that goes on in my brain. According to my mate, it's very interesting, magical stuff, but I'll let you be the judge of that.

It's not all gonna be me wittering away meaninglessly though, I have recently got back in the habit of writing. Fanfiction, that is. I hadn't done it for a while, and had kinda forgotten how, if that makes sense. But then I got inspired by a friend and spectacular writer who goes by the name of STiCKs. She's such a genius, and it's kinda due to her that I am writing again. Love you darling! scrap that, it will be just me wittering away. I'm over fanfiction. I haven't got time for it these days.

Til next time, ciao. That's not my office. Ciao.

p.s. I apologise for the IT crowd reference, it's automatic.
p.p.s. I'm bringing 'ciao' back. If you hadn't already noticed.

xo