Here's the other poem from our english coursework. I'm not sure if I'll do all five after all, I haven't got the attention span. Or the time. Anyway, here's the Josh one. 
A rangy androgynyne
With panache so refined;
His lofty bouffant coiffure
Contrasting with the slightness of his tenuous figure
A bolt straight fringe with a peroxide tinge
Among jet black tresses - also the colour in which he dresses
His eyes are lined in thick black kohl
The deep brown iris penetrates your soul
His legs flattered by tight black drainpipes
Teamed with a tshirt of monochrome stripes
Winklepickers in white he wears
No one else's style compares
With that of Mr Joshua Von Grimm
